Smart pakistani guy
Two people, John and Mike, are sitting on a plane behind a Pakistani guy. To irritate the pakistani guy they strike up this conversation:
John says to Mike: "So where are you off
to.....India?
Mike: "Oh, no I heard that there are too many
muslims there."
(The pakistani guy stirs in his seat)
John: "Are you going to Iran?"
Mike: "No, that place is even more populated
with muslims!"
John: "Are you going to Indonesia?"
Mike: "Ugh....no way....that place is crawling
with muslims!"
(By now the pakistani guy is getting really mad....)
John: "So, you must be going to Pakistan?"
Mike: "Absolutely NOT.....that place is
INFESTED with muslims!!"
Frustrated, the Pakistani guy turns around and
says;
"WHY DON'T YOU BOTH GO TO HELL, I
HEAR THERE AREN'T ANY MUSLIMS
THERE!!!"
Vitsen er fortalt av en ung norsk-pakistansk jente på et nettforum i 2003.
